Unauthorized Fridge Surveillance Program
December 2022 • If you put a camera in the fridge they will without a doubt come and participate in an unannounced behavioral surveillance program... but what the hell you know what, they might even like it.
Big Screen Suggested.
Audio Quality Disrespectful.
Test-Subject-2 looking in the refridgerated aparatus at 12:08 AM on December 24, 2022. Claims she was "just looking for a piece of cheese" upon discovery of the experiment.
Appears confused and suspicious, yet interested.
Test-Subject-1 looking in the refridgerated aparatus at 10:51 AM on December 22, 2022.
Subject is a suspected grazer with a preference for cured meat, deli cheese, most berries, stone fruit and the occasional nut.
Here he is chewing on something tacky. Perhaps it is a date.
Test-Subject-3 announcing she is craving cake on December 22, 2022 at 11:33 AM.
Subject is with-child and prone to cravings. Her behavior is therefore of double value to this study.
Test-Subject-3 after locating a piece of cake on December 22, 2022 at 11:33 AM.
Subject appears to enter a pacificed, relax state upon the introduction of sugar and butter to her system.
Test-Subject-4 looking for his piece of cake on December 22, 2022 at 12:03 PM.
Subject realizes his cake was eaten by a yet unknown perpetrator.
Test-Subject-3 realizing there is a camera in the refridgeration vessel on December 22, 2022 at 11:32 AM.
Subject went on to remorselessly eat her husband's cake 60 seconds following this recording.
Evidence suggests a subconscious desire for thievery and sabotage.
Test-Subject-2 waving hello to the camera on December 24, 2022 at 9:17 AM.
While at first "weirded-out" by the presence of being recorded, she now seems to embrace the program with open arms.
Test-Subject-2 "just getting the butter" on December 25, 2022 at 12:14 PM.
Subject appears to be a joyful and willing participant, what some may even describe as "tickled" by her own participation.
Test-Subject-4 looking for jam and singing about it on December 25, 2022 at 12:25 PM.
Song is to the tune of "Eye of the Tiger," denoting a sense of optimism in finding jam, although none present.
Scientific-Officer-1 snickering at the suggestion that the Subjects should be referred to as "Over-Eaters Anonymous" on December 22, 2022 at 4:42 PM.
Officer was not aware of this encounter until reviewing the footage, suggesting a dissociative subconscious mental state is entered when looking inside a refridgerated aparatus.
Test-Subject-1 looking into the refridgerated aparatus and muttering "Intracranial" on December 22 at 4:17 PM.
Evidence suggests at the start of a grazing binge, the Subject is found in an abstract, diassociative mood.
Test-Subject-4 licking his lips for a protracted amount of time on December 22 at 4:32 PM.
Appears to be engaging in pre-snack-time euphoria, though once chipped his tooth on an olive pit from said overzealousness.
Test-Subject-5 delighted after being asked to look for something on the top shelf, which she "has never been asked in her life", on December 25 at 4:37 PM.
However, this was merely a ruse designed by Test-Subject-2 which provoked her to peer into the refridgeration vessel and also be captured on camera.
Evidence suggests a subconscious desire for subterfuge on behalf of Test-Subject-2, as well as an interest in the program's data collection.
Test-Subject-1 looking into the refridgerated aparatus and eating 6 grapes and a piece of cheese on December 25, 2022 at 3:06 PM.
Subject's grazing diet resembles that of an Orangutan.
Test-Subject-1 putting barbeque sauce directly onto a piece of ham then eating it on December 22, 2022 at 4:14 PM.
May require further investigation.
Test-Subject-6 realizing there is a camera in the refridgeration vessel on December 25, 2022 at 4:37 PM.
Subject's pupils appear dilated as would a shark's in the presence of blood.
Evidence suggests Subject may suffer from a high octane personality disorder.
Test-Subject-1 attempting to graze on fruit and cheese moments after having dinner on December 22, 2022 at 10:28 PM.
Test-Subject-1 backtracking that he is "just viewing it" and not intending to graze, as was suggested, on December 22, 2022 at 10:28 PM.
Subject now diagnosed with pathological, serial grazing psychosis syndrome and will be apprehended for further testing.